SO WAS ANYONE ELSE WATCHING THE VMAS AND SAW THIS CAR AD
AND THEY HAD TO MAKE THE GIRL HAMSTERS SEXY
THE FUCKIN HAMSTERS NEEDED FUCKIN TITS AND CURVES
GODDAMN YOU CAN’T GET A BREAK AS A GIRL EVEN IF YOU’RE A FUCKING H A M S T E R you STILL GOTTA BE SKINNY AND HAVE BIG TITTIES
they gave the hamsters TITS they could have looked exactly like the dude ones and just had the hair and the eyelashes BUT THEY HAD TO MAKE THE HAMSTERS SEXY???
I FUCKIGN QUIT
Ad exec 1: so people didn’t like our last hamster car ad as much
Ad exec 2: what, the one where we wound up just pasting the hamster heads on three skinny dudes?
AE 1: yeah, they didn’t think it was as funny or memorable as the ones where they just looked like giant hamsters in clothes.
AE 2: Hmmmm……boobs.
AE 1: boobs?
AE 2: Boobs.
AE 1: Brilliant.